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Bad Games by BMan2
Game:Blasto
GunFight
Guided Missile
Company:?
Type:ShooterPlayers:1/2

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today we gather before you three games that have committed crime most heinous. So horrific are these games that they should be banished FOREVER to the hell that is ROM hell. These three accused, Blasto, Guided Missile and Gunfight stand before you FREELY offering the services of gaming to you - yet they fulfill NONE of their required duties in the slightest proportion.
Take the accused number 1: Blasto. Such a name of bravado, of courage and of death defying action. Why, members of the jury - this game is nothing more than ASCII characters shooting some mines - and poorly at that! Add to this non existant lack of technical brilliance an almost non-existant difficulty level - and an ULTRA poor control system - and this game should be immediately given the chair.
Accused number 2: Guided Missile. Such BLATANT false advertising. A two player head to head game where again - difficulty level is almost non-existant - as is the supposed GUIDANCE indicated by the title. Your so called "control" is limitied to small, jerky movements , once your missile is downward to the target. It's not on my good people - it's just not on!
And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, look with SCORN upon Gunfight. Imagine an entire PCB being devoted to two monochrome characters with NO animation shooting rebounding pixels at one another. And what I hear you ask do you once you shoot your opponent I hear you ask? Shoot him again - and again - and again. For SHAME!
My good people - I ask you to recognise the true crimes against gaming that are performed by these games. In a time that had PREVIOUSLY brought us such classics pieces of gameplay such as Pong and Space Invaders - I ask you send these worthless uses of silicon to the dustbins of eternity.
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