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Merry Christmas! - December 25,1999 by JoseQ
I would just like to take this opportunity to wish youall a Merry Christmas (where applicable). It just turnedto be the 25th of December a few minutes ago. I wish youare spending it with the people to love, in a perfectplace and having lots of fun. I guess I speak from everyoneof the guys who help me here on EmuViews when I wish youa Merry Christmas today!

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Name: Michael Mackay Posted: Sunday, December 26, 1999 - (12:50)
Subject: LOSER
From:
Oh my God Jose you are such a $!@#ing LOSER! Get a life!!!

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 Name: A bigger loser Posted: Monday, December 27, 1999 - (22:40)
Subject: Re: LOSER
From:
>Oh my God Jose you are such a $!@#ing LOSER! Get a life!!!

>
Dear Loser,
Merry X-Mas.
You are a little dick head.
ALL HAIL KING JOSE!

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Name: IceMan Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (16:34)
Subject: how about MY Christmas...
From:
Christmas Eve; strong winds = power cut just after 5PM.

Christmas Day; power restored (21 hours later) just in time for Christmas dinner (whew).

BUT: the weather is wind, rain, hail and thunder (in Devon, England) and as I was talking to a friend's father on the phone there was a cracking noise and their power went off as my friend & his girlfriend were nearly taken out by lightning! Shortly after our house was hit by lightning and our satellite TV system now no longer works!

Well, Happy Christmas to all out there, but for me, my family and friends it was something of a lucky Christmas too!

IceMan

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Name: Massimo Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (15:12)
Subject: ... Buon Natale ...
From:
BUON NATALE A TUTTI !!!
... e soprattutto FORZA PALERMO!!!!!

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Name: rtr Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (10:58)
Subject: trtr
From:
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Name: THE CHOSEN ONE! Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (7:48)
Subject: JUST A LAUGH FOR YA ALL
From:
14th December
My Dearest Darling John,
I went to the door this morning and the postman delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree! What a delightful romantic gift. Thank you darling for the wonderful thought
With deep love and affection always
Your ever-loving Agnes

15th December
My Dearest John,
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift, Two Turtledoves. I am delighted they are adorable.
All my love
Your ever-loving Agnes
16th December
Dearest John,
Oh! How extravagant you are, I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity. Three French Hens! I insist you are too kind.
Your loving Agnes

17th December
Dear John,
What can I say - four beautiful Calling Birds arrived with the postman this morning. Your kindness is really too much.
Love Agnes

18th December
My Dearest John,
What a surprise! Today the postman delivered Five Golden Rings - one for each finger. You really are an impossible boy but I love you.
Frankly, all those birds are beginning to squawk and get on my nerves.
Your ever-loving Agnes

19th December
Dear John,
When I opened the door this morning, there were actually six bloody great Geese laying eggs all over the front step: So we are back to the birds again are we? Where on earth do you think I can keep them all? The neighbours are beginning to smell them and I can't sleep at night……….
Your ever-loving Agnes

20th December
John,
What is it with you and those sodding birds? Now I have Seven Swans-A-Swimming. Is this some kind of goddamn joke or what? The house is full of bird sh!t and the racket…. I'm becoming a nervous wreck
Agnes




21st December
O.K Buster,
I think I prefer the birds, what the hell am I going to do with Eight Maids-A-milking? Is it not enough with all those birds, now I have eight cows sh!tting all over the house and mooing all night?
Lay off smart arse


22nd December
Look sh!thead,
What are you, some kind of nut? Now I have nine Piers Playing and Christ do they play! When they aren't playing there sodding pipes, they're chasing the maids through the cow sh!t. The cow's keep mooing and treading all over the bloody birds, and the neighbours are threatening to have me evicted.
You'll get yours
Agnes
23rd December
You Rotten Bastard,
Now I have Ten Ladies Dancing! How on earth you can call those "whores" ladies is beyond me. They're shagging the pipers all night long, the cows can't sleep and have diarrhoea, my living room is a river of sh!t and the landlords have declared the building unfit for habitation.
Piss off.
Agnes
24th December
Listen $!@#head
What with eleven Lords-A-Leaping all over the maids and me, we shall never walk again. The pipers are fighting the Lords for the crumpet and are committing sodomy with the cows. All the birds are dead and are rotting among the cow sh!t, having been trampled during the orgy - but not before they have eaten my golden rings.
I hope you are satisfies, you rotten vicious wanker.
Your sworn enemy
Agnes

25th December
You stinking lousy sh!t,
Twelve Drummers Drumming have teamed up with the pipers and are making one hell of a bleeding noise. Both lots have begun buggering the lords as well as the cows, and Christ alone what happened to the Milk Maids - They're probably drowned in the cow sh!t by now. The only way I have saved myself from getting screwed to death is by hiding up in that pear tree, which has been so well fertilised that it's growing through the roof.
I send you seasonal greetings - BOLLOCKS
Agnes

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Name: THE CHOSEN ONE! Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (7:44)
Subject: MERRY CHRISTMAS
From:
WISHING ALL YOU SURFERS A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THE BEST FOR 2000

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Name: Tiny Terry Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (7:30)
Subject: Merry Xmas
From:

God bless us, everyone

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Name: Paul Watts Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (5:40)
Subject: Ho Ho Ho Ho
From:
Happy Christmas jose, don't go too hard on your new arcade pc when you get it.

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Name: BMan2 Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (4:56)
Subject: Ooroo from Aus ..
From:
Happy XMas to all and sundry :P

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Name: namco003 Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (4:14)
Subject: The Poem below...
From:
Now this just goes to show you that nerds(like myself) have alot of free time. THAT POEM WAS PHAT!!! I bet whomever posted it didn't make it up, but it was cool anyway. Very very creative!! I'll bet anything that JOSE put that up.

Merry X-MAS to all HACKERS, SURFERS, NERDS, and EMU FANS!!!

X-MAS 1999

namco003

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Name: XXXXXheheXXXXXXXX Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (4:02)
Subject: --------------------------------------------
From:
Date: December 20, 1999 at 17:59:42
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens,
While visions of Java danced in their dreams.
My wife on the sofa and me with a snack,
We just settled down at my rig (it's a Mac).
When out in the Web there arose such a clatter,
I jumped to the site to see what was the matter.
To a new page my Mac flew like a flash,
Then made a slight gurgle. It started to crash!!
I gasped at the thought and started to grouse,
Then turned my head sideways and clicked on my mouse.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
My Mac jumped to a page that wasn't quite clear.
When the image resolved, so bright and so quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick!
More rapid than mainframes, more graphics they came,
Then Nick glanced toward my screen, my Mac called them by name;
"Now Compaq! Now Acer!", my speaker did reel;
"On Apple! On Gateway!" Santa started to squeal!
"Jump onto the circuits! And into the chip!
Now speed it up! Speed it up! Make this thing hip!"
The screen gave a flicker, he was into my "Ram",
Then into my room rose a full hologram!
He was dressed in all red, from his head to his shoes,
Which were black (the white socks he really should lose).
He pulled out some discs he had stored in his backpack.
Santa looked like a dude who was rarin' to hack!
His eyes, how they twinkled! His glasses, how techno!
This ain't the same Santa that I used to know!
With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head,
Santa soon let me know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, gave my Mac a quick poke,
And accessed my C drive with only a stroke.
He defragged my hard drive, and added a "Dimm",
Then threw in some cool games, just on a whim!
He worked without noise, his fingers they flew!
He distorted some pictures with Kai's Power Goo!
He updated Office, Excel and Quicken,
Then added a screensaver with a red clucking chicken!
My eyes widened a bit, my mouth stood agape,
As he added the latest version of Netscape.
The drive gave a whirl, as if it were pleased,
St. Nick coyly smiled, the computer appeased.
Then placing his finger on the bridge of his nose,
Santa turned into nothing but ones and zeros!
He flew back into my screen and through my uplink,
Back into the net with barely a blink.
But I heard his sweet voice as he flew from my sight,
"Happy surfing to all, and to all a good byte!"

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Name: Dan Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (3:44)
Subject: Christmas
From:
Merry christmas to everyone, and thank you Jose for the excellent service you provide to the community! Bring on the new year and all its fabulous surprises...

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Name: Richard Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (2:47)
Subject: Christmas
From:
Jose, Merry christmas to you and yours.
Thanks for making the net a much better place!

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Name: ralph brown Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (1:36)
Subject: merry xmas
From:
merry xmas all

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Name: Ray Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (1:17)
Subject: Christmas
From:
Jose,Merry Christmas,May you have many
more to come.

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Name: Kevin Posted: Saturday, December 25, 1999 - (0:46)
Subject: Thanks
From:
Jose, Merry Christmas, i look forward to the many emu updates I so loo forward to each week.

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